Sideways Stories
September 17, 2007 by Mrs.V
We have been reading about all of the crazy characters who go to Wayside School. Each one has something a little different or funny about them. I was thinking this weekend about what it would be like if you were one of those characters in Wayside School! What would your chapter be about? What unusual or funny thing would you do in your chapter? Let’s come up with some ideas about what “Sideways Stories from the V Safari” might look like!
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My name is Amy, and I am very tall and skinny. I have short red hair that sticks up all over my head. The setting is in the lunch room. My problem is that every time I eat all of the food off of my tray, it comes back again. I eat it again, and it comes back again! Coach Gray won’t let me go to recess until I eat everything on my tray.
hi!My name is sadie. I have a long blue mullet that never seems to get totally clean.The setting is in the hallway going to go to music. My problum is I can`t stand up I keep falling,every time I try to take a step and I end up on the ground.And my class is alredy gone to music.
my name is alex I am so litte i keep gting bled on the playgrand evryday the next day i war ormer and he gets hert and i dont.
My name is Connor I am short. The setting is at the playgound. I love basketball but it keeps hetting me in the head.
My name is Holliday and I have thin red hair and sparkaliy blue eyes.The setting is in the classroom. My problem is that most people say that I’m a vedge-head because they say that I only eat vedgies but I’m not skiny at all and I always eat sweets!
wasid the show my name is calvin and i cant stop eating sweet,s if i stop eating sweet,s il eplod.
My name is Mikel my problem is my hare won’t stop growing becuase I kep eating vechtubls and kown I can’t leav the classroom becuase of my hare.
Hi! my name is tyler. And I have big sagy ears. And qauters come out of my ears every time I laugh.And sometimes thay get stuck in my ears.
My name is Madeline. The seting is the school. My problem
if I stop holding snaks I get sick because I love my pets. And my techer puts my
name on the bord.
My name is Kiana, and I have recess every day but when I slide down the pole I kind of go crazy! so I didn’t know what to do. So the next day I try not to slide down the pole but I can’t help it so I slid down the pole, and I wen’t crazy. That day recess was over so our class wen’t back to the class room and learned about multipication. I couldn’t help it to slide down that pole. So when we were learning, when mrs.V wasn’t looking I snuk out the window and wen’t to that pole but workers were taking it down. So I snuk back in the class room. Iv’e told my friend what have happend. My friend knew I had a problem because I was crying. but I had a sulutoin! I could build a pole in my back yard. So I did but it didn’t work so good I made it out of really thick wood, snake skin and bear fur. So I had slinters on my hands and slime from snake skin and fury hands. Now I knew I had a problem.
My name is nick I have logn hare, blue eyes and I love to play. But on the playgroud I can’t find anythan to do becuase I trid them all.
my setting is on the bus my name is trouble
because somebudy always is a bully to me
and it hurts to i want to tell on him but
then he tells on me then i get in trouble
my name is Jacob.
i am short and fat.
every time i play hide and seek i get stuck in my hiding spot.
every time somebody else does it i lagh!
Ashton
my name is Ashton and I have a problum. Evry singul time I
sneaz I get frozen and winever I get frozen I get a cold.
My name is Bailey and I have blound hair and blue eyes.
My problum is that I read one chapter of my book every
night and when I put my bookmark in my book it goes back
to chapter one. In the morning I get my name on the black-bourd for not reading one bit. My solution is to vidio type me
reading my book and so mrs. V.will see that Ihave been read ing.
hi my name is tori i have bluegeen hair and baby blue eye when i sleep i talk but when i’m awake i don’t talk evry time i sleep mark and holliday laugh because how i talk and drulle because no one has heard me sleep i’m new
Hi my name is mark ACHOO!bless me I have achooo a problem .acchoochoo you can see im achee alergic to air a-ach-acHOO!!! if i hold hold my a-ACHOO breath achoo!!!!! my head gets big an-ACHOOOOO and i float. this achooo story has a problem and achooo no solution. it all started when i was in class i made a achooo big sneeze achOOO! bless me achooooooooo {snifle} achoo{snifle} achoooooooooooo whats wrong said calvin i think i have the snifless ok maybe i can put a darth fador mask a-ach-achoooo-ACHOOOOO lets try that .the next day i achooooo put on the mask. it work it worked uhh yeah said alex. sarcasticly . well theres one problem what. said me. well you look weird. well i not sneezed so can you you hold your breath yeah. but then my head got big and floated .exuse me mark .she gave me a find .
My name is Hannah , I brown hair with blonde highlights, My setting is in the lunch room . I have buck teeth and my class mates use me to open nuts .To bad for me because
there my grown up teeth .That means that I have a proplem! Were having a sandwich , chips and nuts ,oh great! . This is going to be a desaster ! My dintist says he cannot do anything for me ,the only thing he
can do is pull them wich is so toatlly not going to happen!
This is how I am , this is borthmark ! Some peoplo think I
look crazzy and some peoplo think It makes me look pretty ,
I think thats very sweet,but I steel don’t know how I’m
going to solve my proplem !
Hi, my name is Tierra and I have really big ears. That means that I can over here sekrits .Oh I olsoe have a nother problam and it is that I have buck teth and my class mats ues me as a nut opiner.
my name is fabian my seteing is in the gym .
my problom is when coche gray tells us to
run two lapps my shose get stuck to the
groud. so i run in my socks but my sock
get stuck groud
so i run in my feet but
when i run on my feet they don ,t stick to
the ground
HI! my name is dana I have short heair brown eyes and I have a problem with the slide when I slide dowen i am back on it then I slide dowen and back on it then i do it again and again and again and again and again then I went to tell Mrs.V but she did not belive me so I showed her and the next thing I know she was gone but I Disided to note play on the slide so I went to play on the swings.
My name is Dean. I am Jacob’s dad. I really like hanging out with Jacob and playing catch. He is so funny when he runs around the yard acting like he just caught a pass in the Superbowl while playing for the Raiders. He is one cool dude and I hope he gets to know everyone well enough to be a good friend to them. Thank you for reading this.
My name is Mandy. I am Bailey’s aunt. We are having a sleepover on Friday night. I got some Luigi’s Pizza for us to eat at my house, but every time I go to take a bite, the pizza disappears. I go back to get another slice, and when I try to eat it, it’s gone again. The next thing I know, the whole pizza is gone, and I’m still hungry! Where did it go!!!?